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vvnz:
SO THIS HAPPENED
YES THOSE ARE TWO TICKETS FOR CRAIG FERGUSON
WITH COLIN FIRTH
PRIORITY.
AWOIEJTAFSDR.
hopefully nothing important will be happening in my Chem/Math discussions ASLDFJALSDJKFALSDJKFASLDF
(Source: vivianinwestwood)
(Source: giveawink)
“We’re gonna go out there and we’re gonna give those bastards the sexiest, most beautiful tomato dance that anyone has ever seen. Yeah!”
Tonight’s show is a little different. Tonight’s show is about a man who’s not really a man. He’s a doctor, but he’s not really a doctor. Like Doctor Phil, but awesome. Most people in the United States of America have not heard of him. He’s just like me in that regard. Who is he? He’s The Doctor! In 1963 the BBC premiered a show about an alien who traveled through space and time to combat the powers of evil. (He’s a force for good in an otherwise uncertain universe.) You are correct in your summation of his character my profane rabbit friend. (Ooh, tell me more!) The show has been running in Britain almost fifty years, with many different actors in the role of The Doctor. (The Doctor doesn’t die he just regenerates.) The crocodile alligator speaks the truth. One thing is consistent though and this is why the show is so beloved by geeks and nerds. It’s all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism. Intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism! And if there’s any hope for us in this giant explosion in which we inhabit then surely that’s it. Intellect and romance triumph over brute force and cynicism! Right, Doctor?
(Source: -everdeen)
Going to Orientation means I’m missing the rest of this week
o________o But Craig is 48 and Simon is 41.. Well Joel McHale is 39..
BUT I CAN’T KILL CRAIG.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME.
I’m putting a lot of honesty in this:
For the betterment of the world and late night TV, I’d fuck Craig just so I wouldn’t have to kill him.

Sorry Simon Baker.
Then I’d marry Joel McHale and have beautiful half-Asian children.
