February 2012
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the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
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Numbers
u-t-k-a-r-s-h:
We all are just numbers. A GPA. A salary. A standardized test score. It defines who we are and places us in society. It’s sad knowing that a number predicts your future. That a number provides you with respect or condemns you.
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Me and my future child
Child: Mom, my recital is at 2pm
Me: 2pm? 2PM? You better get 10 points out of 10, sweetie
Child: Mom, are you reliving your K-Pop days again?
Me: Again and Again and Again and Again
Child: ...please stop
Me: Don't stop, Can't stop!
Husband: Dear, you really gotta stop singing my old songs
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Why I failed science
Science Teacher: What do you know about the Big Bang-
Me: They're from South Korea.
Class:
Science Teacher: What
Me: There are five of them
Science Teacher: What
Me: They are out of this world
Science Teacher:
Me:
Science Teacher:
Me: And their leader...
Class:
Science Teacher:
Me:
Science Teacher: What about their leader?
Me:
Me: Is a DRAGON.
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January 2012
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So the other day I saw
And I was like
And today I saw
Then I saw this.
I LOVE MY FRIENDS.
Thank you everyone. :’) I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. <3 THANK YOU LUCY FOR PUTTING IT TOGETHER. I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU.
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STOP EVERYTHING CNBLUE IS COMING TO LA.
CAN I DIE NOW.
So many emotions I can’t.
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Friend: Who are they?
Me: DBSK
Friend: What...?
Me: They're DBSK in Korea, TVXQ in China, and THSK in Japan.
Friend: What does that even stand for...?
Me: Dong Bang Shin Ki, Tong Vfang Xien Qi, and Tohoshinki.
Friend: In English?
Me: The Rising Gods Of The East.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Want to learn their names?
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